Week nine, back at college with waaaaay more friends.

So first I would like to do my weekly "where am I on Google watch" this week I was knocked back down to 2nd and 3rd but I have great confidence I will be back on top soon! This week I was packing up my room and looking through toys and suddenly two of my siblings come out with boxes of new toys for my to play take pictures with. I still didn't find my Jar Jar Binks lego figure so my mother being as amazing as she is went out and bought me some Lego Star Wars. Okay now I'm done talking about other people, back to me now.

First lets meet all the new toys.

R2-D2 and another Darth! That makes three so far.

Black Suit Spider Man who decided to try out for a broadway show!

Just remember kids, Friends don't let friends try out for Spider-Man, Turn Off the Dark.

The Black knight wants to let spider-man know he thinks its only a Flesh wound (I realize thats two Monty Python jokes in three weeks but blame my parents!)

A ninja turtle. No jokes. He is a ninja after all.

A Digimon, two transformers and a couple of ships.

Some MORE transformers and Digimon. Oh and a Wolverine.

I think they might be related.

And the transformed version of all of them. Oy that took ten minutes to figure out some of them.

OH and I almost forgot

Thats right some Pokemon.

Pikachu Darth chooses you!

Its like looking in the mirror.

And in case you forgot some of the older toys.

War Machine Iron Man and Bumble Bee have a selective club.

They like to do a Congo line!

Spider Man tried to join the line but War Machine wanted to be in front.

The rest of the toys held a memorial for Spider man. And for those of you who complain I didn't introduce one of them it is Tigger and if you didn't know it you had a very VERY sad childhood.

My brother happened to break one of the toys while we were transforming it. I just thought it was a friend for the black knight. I think they are starting a club!

Do you remember the car that the Hulk was packing up?

Thats how Bumble Bee fits in yo! Doesn't Hulk look surprised?

On the trip back we found out Darth is much like a turtle, AKA he can't get up once he falls on his back.

When we finally got home R2-D2 was so happy he did a hand (leg?) stand.

And Puppy Wan Kanobi met the other dogs.

I call it Puppy love!


Last time I did Abby Road someone pointed out I didn't have one out of step.

Now I have fixed the problem so I hope that person is happy *cough*mom*cough*

As you can probably tell I'm in love with the Lego games so I obviously pre ordered Lego Pirates of the Caribbean and it comes with THIS.

So excited! I would just like to let you all know most of those toys were left at home but will be here in two weeks. Also I would personally like to ask you the readers once more to hand this Blog around to people who might enjoy this.

and lastly I leave you with something you must be expecting from now on. Thats right an animal photo.

Till next week from me and my editor (who is passed out from a long flight but promises to start next week)!

Week eight (very few photos but some exciting news!)

So since I spent the last week in NY and I found out Darth was on a no fly list I have very little to do here. I did however see Harry Potter from a fourth row seat. Yes I lived through every nerds dreams. Darth as mentioned before was all tied up.

But that doesn't stop us from having the greatest news of all time! Thats right people after just eight weeks I'm number one on Google if you search "Darth College" and here my mom thought I wouldn't do anything with my life. In fact she even sent me this text "you have a toy dependency. Better than chemicals or booze I guess" Thanks for the continuing support mom.

My Amazing girlfriend and I went to a Build-A-Bear.

We gave him a bath.

And we created what I know to be true the best bear of all time!

Meet Puppy Wan Kanobi. He is sure to be featured in this "number one on google" blog for a while.

I also met a celebrity in NY.

And since we didn't have much time to actually take pictures of toys I will leave you in the hands of my Girlfriends photography!

She is really talented as you can all tell.

And I will leave you with two new toys that will be featured in coming weeks.

My editor and chief will be around starting next week so look forward to that as well.

till next time!

Weeks seven. Darth goes home for break.

So first I would like to point out that if you google Darth and College this blog comes up as the third entry! (and after I wrote that I checked again and it was fourth but still I'm on google so I can die happy!) This week was the start of break so its a different setting and different people (mostly) and a different camera, but lucky for all of you the same old writer! (and soon I will have an editor so I will be cutting out some grammatical error stuff)

Darth gets packing for his big trip home.

He gets into his car and for safety made sure to buckle up.

(even bad guys (and toys) need to be safe!)

once home...........

...he finally met the hulk.

Since Darth had no homework or school to worry about he finally enjoyed a shabbat for the first time in a long time. He lit the candles.

(and yes it took him two minutes to light them. I mean he is plastic!)

Ate some Challah.

(he only had a couple of days before Passover so he needed to eat all the chamatz) And I know what some of you are thinking and no he doesn't look Drewish. (and yes I know thats not Jewish but I was making a reference to Spaceballs)

He bumped into old friends at home...

And played some Angry Birds with Hulk.

He even thought about getting a kitten (or two) to take back to school with him.

Puck and Sophie btw are the first actually living things in this blog and yet were somehow harder to get to actually cooperate. Lets see if I ever work with a animal again!

Darth tried to see what it would be like to be a pirate.

But sadly after getting the Parrot home he realized that the parrot was in fact a dead parrot

And after all that he finally got some rest and relaxation.

And as a special treat for you here is an outtake from this weekend.

Sophie might not have been ready for her closeup. 

I may or may not update next week since I will be in NY. Stay tuned!

Sixth weekend

I would like to take a little time this week and first thank my wonderful girlfriend who every week lets me steal her iPhone and take these pictures. Also I would like to say to my now 5 followers if there are other nerds people you know out there who would enjoy this blog please past it along. Now to what Darth is up to.

Darth enjoys his wine

This week he invited Iron Man to join him and with a little help from some glasses they made it to the wine.

Darth soon realized something was missing.

And well he thought this was just more wine for him (which I think we can all agree is better anyways (again in college)) We looked for Iron Man

Some people can just not hold their liqueur. We will just let him sleep it off for the week. (also known as I had no other ideas with him this week)

Buzz decided this week that he needed to work out more now that he is out of work. (this joke only works as long as Pixar does not do Toy Story 4)

Yay for gum stairs! And it did make it to the top.

Duh duh duh, duh duh duh (think the rocky theme song) Woody also decided to work out.

But it didn't work out as well.

But to be fair he is older and he might have pulled a muscle or something.

At least bigger Woody was having a better time with Jessi.

I have no story for the next picture but it took forever to set up (someone and I'm not saying who *cough* random halo guy *cough* maybe drank a little too much wine and couldn't stand up straight) but I love it. Think Abbey Road.

Not perfect but still pretty damn cool.

Now for a quick update on Hulk who is still in New Mexico waiting to be picked up. But he did pack his car.

And said goodbye to friends.

I take it from his necklace that he and the random zombie (I'm guessing a night person) that they had fun. (I would like to take a second and thank my mother for when I came up with the idea she not only took the pictures but came up with them on her own)

Till next week

Fifth weekend and a start of a baseball season (even if the team seems to have forgotten)

Alas another week has come and gone. Its amazing how fast the weekend goes by even with three day weekends every week. This weekend marked one of the most important times of the year.

Thats right people, ITS BASEBALL SEASON. And lucky for us Darth is not completely bad because he (unlike popular belief *cough*evil empire*cough*yankees*cough*) he is a Red Sox fan and its one of the few things he and Yoda agree on.

Other than that Darth also got a cell phone this week.

Who might he be calling?

Thats right Iron Man.....

And I know what some of you might be saying. Yes that is a Ipod touch but for the sake of the picture its a Iphone. For those who can't suspend reality for the picture I will point out you are reading a blog about toys going to college.

Iron Man also found his cologne this week.

And this weekend ended with dinner for both Darth and Iron Man.

Oh and as a quick foreshadowing/preview from whenever I get it (my mom for some reason has also started buying us toys so I guess she must enjoy this blog and use of my time a little bit)

Thanks Mom! Till next week.